urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beckhams_wifebeckhams_bitch*a*S*h*L*e*Y*ashley2004-12-19T18:03:39Zurn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beckhams_wife:37743beckhams_wife @ 2004-12-19T09:48:002004-12-19T18:03:39Z2004-12-19T18:03:39Z-what my name?<br /><br />- do you know when my b-day is?<br /><br />-do i play any sports?<br /><br />- do i like playing sports?<br /><br />-are we friends/ best friends/ seceret lovers?<br /><br />-have we kissed<br /><br />- have we huged<br /><br />- have i told you my deepest darkest seceret that no one else knows?<br /><br />- have i ever gotten drunk with you?<br /><br />- have i ever gotten high?<br /><br />- what my faviorte tv show?<br /><br />-do we have a inside joke?<br /><br />- what is it?<br /><br />- what my faviorte drink?<br /><br />- do i have a boy friend?<br /><br />- who's my x boy friend?<br /><br />- what am i in your eyes?<br /><br />- if i was anything else in the world what would i be (don't say yourself)?<br /><br />- what drink will i choose beer/ coke / pepse/ water?<br /><br />- have i ever tired to see how many licks does it take to get to the centure of the tootie pop?<br /><br />- have i ever played a sexual game with you?<br /><br />- have we said bye forever?<br /><br />-urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beckhams_wife:36877beckhams_wife @ 2004-12-02T20:43:002004-12-03T04:42:45Z2004-12-03T04:42:45Z<p>new lj</p>
<p><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/wishn_uponastar/">http://www.livejournal.com/users/wishn_uponastar/</a></p>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beckhams_wife:36779beckhams_wife @ 2004-12-02T18:57:002004-12-03T02:57:44Z2004-12-03T02:57:44Z<p>Only in China</p>
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<p>Only in India</p>
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<p>Only in Texas</p>
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<p>Only in Thailand</p>
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<p>And lastly, only in America...</p>
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<p> <wbr> T<wbr>alk about embarrassing....</p>
<p> </p>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:beckhams_wife:69479 thing i hate about people2004-05-26T23:14:32Z2004-08-25T18:31:04Z1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know <br />where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? <br /><br />2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for <br />the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel <br />manually. <br /><br />3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? <br /><br />4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. <br />Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do <br />this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! <br /><br />5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I <br />paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor. <br /><br />6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a <br />choice there, did ya sunshine? <br /><br />7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. <br /><br />8. When people say "life is short". What the hey?? Life is the longest damn <br />thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? <br /><br />9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come <br />yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?<br /><br /> AMERICAN ARE STUPID<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />>Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the <br />back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy <br />cigarettes at the front. <br />><br />>Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and <br />>a diet coke. <br />><br />>Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens <br />>to the counters. <br />><br />>Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the <br />>driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. <br />><br />>Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in <br />>packages of eight. <br />><br />>Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process <br />>so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking <br />>creatures'. <br />><br />>Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille <br />>lettering. <br />><br />>EVER WONDER ... <br />><br />>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? <br />><br />>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? <br />><br />>Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? <br />><br />>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? <br />><br />>Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? <br />><br />>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made <br />>with real lemons? <br />><br />>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? <br />><br />>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? <br />><br />>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? <br />><br />>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (I personally really wish he did!)<br />><br />>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? <br />><br />>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't <br />>they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! <br />><br />>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? <br />><br />>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? <br />><br />>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? <br />><br />>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? <br />><br />>Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?